Always Be Flexin' -ABF

There's a threat in the world today, a threat to our society a threat to our way of life maybe even a threat to our very existence and what is this threat? Cum :( A group of highly organised and highly motivated
shitposters turned proffesional gamers with one single ambition looking to acquire world domination or in their words create a worldwide eu.
Vowing to make every man, woman and child to bow down to the sad face. A text chat symbol they use to show affiliation.
We have confirmed reports of :( appearing on historical landmarks, there's even talks of mount rushmore being named mount openmore.
With americas four fathers being replaced with cum:( fathers,.pc, b4ro, Thu_, Tibi, salt and grumpy. aka.The dope dealer,The clopper, The gender fluid, Romanian shade, The Zombie and the Katt.When confronted with these allegations they released a statment saying, "Everytime you kill a medic he becomes a dentist"