Recruitment

  Mid Skill, 6v6

easily dealt with ♿

If you've ever wanted to gain experience in caring for the elderly and mentally disabled, then we have a perfect opportunity for you!

We used to be a staple division 2 team, but over the years father time has turned our bones brittle, the mind mushy and weak. We are a shadow of how we used to be which has resulted in us having a grand total of two comprehensive strategies to employ during our games:
boss baby
knife hands

Regrettably one of those strategies is useable for just one map and the other is only useable for maps that contain a bridge on mid.

We are looking for a carer that can wipe our diapers and clean the dribble from our chins.
Applicants that have brushed up on this teams history would be favoured, as bringing up our past achievements is a great way to keep us grounded if we experience disorientation during our games.

This is an UNPAID role but would look great on your CV! Social care is a fantastic opportunity for anyone that is looking to connect with the elderly or clinically insane.

However, due to the intense nature of the team you are required to undergo a comprehensive psychological test to make sure that we haven't corrupted your mind and that you're not experiencing any bouts of depression or suicidal thoughts or self harm.