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Low Skill, Highlander
asadawarf
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Hi,
Looking for a team for the rest of this season. Happy to sub or main, but would like to scrim often.
I'm also open to joining a 6s team but not ready for trials yet
Cheers,
asa
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content rss
goated med
gentlmen
bump
was better when he was clean shaven
Needs some support about balancechanges from the last 10 years
Besides that he is a useful englishman.
Give him the camera
Oh man where do we start with Asa.
He is quite vocal, you have to decided if that’s a positive for you.
But let me tell you about a story.
It was 2010’s and we were still hopeful of TF2 being a legit game. We hosted LAN’s and events, and life was generally looking up.
At one event, there were 3 puppies that fell in a pool.
Without hesitation, Asa took off his shirt, trousers and started doing stretched.
This was quite uncomfortable because of the pink thong we recongised from one of our teammate’s moms.
After several minutes, he gracefully jumped head first into the 5cm deep pool, and surfaced like a certified aquaman.
In one swift motion, he scooped two of the puppies under his arms, and the third was tucked safely in his pants.
Then a fire broke out, and a dozen elderly and geriatric players (highlander) were trapped in a blazing inferno which kept slowly creeping more and more towards them.
He made his way over to the local pub, pushed aside a man by the name of Hilldog. Turns out that was one of the puppies he saved.
Then Asa ordered 25 pints.
Four hours later, he actually finished them. Everyone clapped.
Asa then waddled over to the fire, and again, undid his trousers.
What happened next, was nothing short from a miracle.
He grabbed his nozzle and pointed it in a 90 degree arc.
Because his stream was so powerful, when it hit the ceiling of the venue, the water came down like a misty rain shower.
I swear I saw multiple rainbows forming.
He then ushered the highlander players out of the circle of fire, and checked everyone’s vitals whilst still continuing to spray the area.
This is how Asadawarf saved highlander.
Please consider him for your team.
+rep
He played this game longer than most of you have been alive
played against him 12-13 years ago
great comeback
I considered Asa as the Medic for Team England in Highlander all those years back, however as I was the captain I decided I would be a better choice.
I proceeded to drop uber in spawn during the final to Inso.
The next year he was Medic and we had 100% winrate when he played.
Obviously the lessons here are obvious:
Inso was the GOAT of HL (I truly believe this).
Emilio should have been England captain.
If Kkaltuu was English he would still not have been picked because we had freaking Breakfast Jnr
And Asa was the greatest medic this country ever produced.
thanks for the generous comments friends. it means a lot :-)
you’ve all helped set expectations sky high
anyone who trials me is gonna be incredibly disappointed
Nobody expects Roger Bannister to run a mile under 4 minutes in 2026.
It is impressive you can even lift up the Uber gun.
very chill guy
am truly excited to have him back :’)
he put a sticky note on his monitor of everyone’s name, class and nationality on tc
you will not get keener than him