Recruitment

  Prem/High Skill, Highlander

Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!

RECRUITMENT: the SPY needs YOU
The SPY is expanding operations. We are seeking multi-class substitutionists with professional experience in competitive combatitive simulation. We are not looking for casuals or hobbyists, only professional assassins of the highest order. The SPY does not have fun: the SPY is fun. Succeed and you may receive the encrypted invitation: “Welcome to the SPY.” Fail… and your Steam account may mysteriously develop connection issues.

THE REQUIREMENTS PROCESS (BARE MINIMUM):
• Masterbation in minimum: 2 classes. 3 or more preferred.
• Availability for Sunday doubles and weekday warmup + official schedulation.
• Mental fortitude under extreme pressure (emiel micromanaging).

THE TRAIL PROCESS:
Applicants who meet the clearance level will be contacted for field trials. These may include:
• Live fire scrimmages against enemy operatives.
• MGE (My Gaming Edge) duels against spy agents under observation.
• The interrogation of your logs.tf history.
• No noobs, no excuses, no second chances.

THE APPLICATION PROCESS:
You don’t apply to join the SPY. The SPY applies to join you. If you think you’re good enough (you’re not). But if you’re certain that you may stand a chance (you wont) then: APPLY for the SPY today.

REPORT INTEREST VIA SECURE CHANNEL (STEAM UNDERGROUND COMMUNICATION NETWORK). or through IRC (#Colonslash) Mumble: (tronalds shrine)
Discord, preferred: (renton99)

LOOK BEHIYND YOU.