Recruitment

  High Skill, Highlander

Anglo: Death, Undeath and Re-death

🎺 ANGLOSPHERE ON TOUR: POLAND EDITION 🇬🇧✈️🇵🇱

Right, listen up you magnificent tea-fuelled warriors —
We’re packing our crumpets, polishing our kettles, and marching East for a jolly good brawl in Poland, and we need YOU to join the battalion!

Currently seeking brave souls to fill the following vital roles in Her Majesty’s… sorry, His Majesty’s (bloody habit) overseas campaign:

🧰 Engineer – Preferably builds sentries AND sheds, bonus points if you own a socket wrench.

💉 Medic – To keep us stitched up and hydrated with Earl Grey.

💣 Soldier – Loud, proud, and ready to shout “GOD SAVE THE KING” before every rocket.

If you're proper cracked and unreasonably British — or just fancy joining the most monocle-poppingly posh team on tour —
Hop in, polish your boots, and prepare for glorious lag-free chaos.

We march at dawn (or whenever the Tesco meal deals hit).
DM to enlist, or be forever a soggy biscuit.