So this woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cage that has a tag in front of it. The tag says erotic frogs. So she decides since she is all lonely to buy one. She goes to the cashier and goes home. She opens up the instructions and reads them off to herself. 1. Take a shower 2. Put on some nice perfume 3. Get into a sexy nightgown 4. Place the frog on the bed and wait So she follows the instructions to the dot and nothing is happening. She calls the emergency phone number on the card and it was the cashier. She says to him, "Hi, I did everything the instructions told me to do, but the frog won't do anything." The cashier replies, "Hold on, I'll be there soon." 10 minutes later, he gets to the house and rings the doorbell. She opens up the door and says, "Thank God your finally here. He isn't doing anything." And at that she holds up the frog to the cashier. The cashier looks to the frog and says, "Watch, because I'm only gonna show you one more time." Get it? Lol BTW, if you didn't find this funny, you are probably not old enough for the joke.

So this woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cage that has a tag in front of it. The tag says erotic frogs. So she decides since she is all lonely to buy one. She goes to the cashier and goes home. She opens up the instructions and reads them off to herself. 1. Take a shower 2. Put on some nice perfume 3. Get into a sexy nightgown 4. Place the frog on the bed and wait So she follows the instructions to the dot and nothing is happening. She calls the emergency phone number on the card and it was the cashier. She says to him, "Hi, I did everything the instructions told me to do, but the frog won't do anything." The cashier replies, "Hold on, I'll be there soon." 10 minutes later, he gets to the house and rings the doorbell. She opens up the door and says, "Thank God your finally here. He isn't doing anything." And at that she holds up the frog to the cashier. The cashier looks to the frog and says, "Watch, because I'm only gonna show you one more time." Get it? Lol BTW, if you didn't find this funny, you are probably not old enough for the joke.

now your thinking it was racist. lol

[...] Lol.. nice one. Another Mathematical joke in Swedish : Vet du varför det är så kallt i tommma mängden ? Nä. Där finns inga element. (Påhittat av en uttråkad studiekamrat en gång i tiden..) In english : Do you know why it is so cold in the empty set ? No There are no radiators there. (If you really find this funny in english you are weird...)

Why are their no painkillers in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-em-all!

question... will i get banned for the joke i wanna tell? i dont know many clean ones edit nvm probs not worth it. now your thinking it was racist. lol

I was having dinner with MC Hammer and Chico last night when I asked if anyone had the time. It was absolute carnage.