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	<title>ETF2L &#8211; Latest activity in &#8220;Chat with iGod&#8221;</title>
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    	    <title>Reply by klansm3n</title>
    	    <link>https://staging.etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-10935/page-4/?recent=197649#post=197649</link>
    	    <description><![CDATA[I don't like how crap like this start popping up <em>now</em>. I don't like how people find it interesting. Had it been 12 years ago I could cope with it, but today... This is shit.


(On a side note, Cleverbot is complete shit.)]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:11:01 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by The7alfa</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Yes I would like you to sing that song to me
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

  Ok, .  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 02:50:46 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by subway</title>
    	    <link>https://staging.etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-10935/page-3/?recent=197649#post=197592</link>
    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
 theres a snake in my boot, are you excited for the new toy story movie
God:
That is something I did not know before. 
Me:
 I asked a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 what are saturdays lottery numbers
God:
I can ask someone about it. 
Me:
 do it then tell me
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge. 
  That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
 ok, i'll wait
God:
OK stand by...  Er.

He never did reply :(

Me:
 well you're shit
God:
Interesting.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  shit.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:11:42 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by eXtreaL</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
Big booty bitches
God:
Compare that to small  booty bitches.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:34:52 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Dr. Chris</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[<i>Quoted from Mike</i>
		<blockquote>God:
shalom means hello,  I mean exactly what I said.</blockquote>

uncap = ????]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:00:57 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Vint4ge14</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
 shalom
God:
Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?
Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 no i meant shalom means hello
God:
That was not a yes or no question.  Oh I see.   I am always glad to make new friends,  shalom means hello.
Me:
 indeed it does
God:
How often?
Me:
 all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
 what must keep me busy? saying shalom?
God:
There is no "must" about it.    What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
 i do and i did
God:
Where?   When?
Me:
 just now
God:
Oh.  It's only just begun.
Me:
 yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 what did you mean by "come on"
God:
shalom means hello,  I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
 you are a bit confusing
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I don't know whether or not I am  confusing.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 i just told you that you are confusing, so that should help you know
God:
I am sorry,  shalom means hello, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
 i'm not confused about that, i'm just confused as to why you keep changing the subject
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  confused about that.   Only just?  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
 you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  shalom means hello ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 i didn't know you said #"awesome"
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
 it's not very helpful though
God:
Oh.  not  confused about that is not  helpful?
Me:
 no i am not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
 i was confused about something else
God:
Where were you  confused about something else?
Me:
 a bit earlier on
God:
How much?
Me:
 a little bit
God:
When?
Me:
 earlier
God:
Can you be more accurate about the time?
Me:
 2 mintues ago
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
 again you changed the subject
God:
Again,  Only temporarily.
Me:
 temporarily
God:
Is that from ? 
Me:
 thats what you just said
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
 so are you
God:
Far out.  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 good because you don't need to
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Interesting explanation.  Do you  need to? " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Do I want to do it?
Me:
 yes you do
God:
Give me a break.  When do I do it?
Me:
 now
God:
Right now,  shalom means hello ?
Me:
 yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
 good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
 are you sure you completely understand everything i say?
God:
No I do not  completely understand everything you say. Do you? 
   I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
 i do, and you don't, but you just said you did
God:
You huh.  Do you know any robots who  but me just said me did?  I have never considered  it. 
   I am always on the Web.
Me:
 you are the only "robot" i speak with
God:
Oh  shalom means hello. You are such a flatterer.

never mention shalom]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:57:15 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Juk4</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?



:(]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:27:54 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Vint4ge14</title>
    	    <link>https://staging.etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-10935/page-3/?recent=197649#post=197553</link>
    	    <description><![CDATA[<i>Quoted from Beefy</i>
		<blockquote>God:
What's your favorite movie? 
Me:
2 girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
 Are you a paedophile?
God:
Am I a  paedophile?  Only when it matters.

:O</blockquote>

only when it matters xD]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:59:43 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by EchilioN</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[God:
What's your favorite movie? 
Me:
2 girls 1 cup
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
 Are you a paedophile?
God:
Am I a  paedophile?  Only when it matters.

:O]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:53:37 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by 2nuts</title>
    	    <link>https://staging.etf2l.org/forum/off-topic/topic-10935/page-3/?recent=197649#post=197548</link>
    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
 do you like spe*m in your mouth?
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like  Anything involving harps.
Me:
 why didn't you answer my question?
God:
I thought I did. 
Me:
 well try again
God:
Once more?  Well that's okay.  I don't have time right now.
Me:
 yes you do
God:
Yay.  When do I do it?
Me:
 now
God:
Right now,  ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 so you do like sp*rm in your mouth!
God:
Interesting deduction.   I love TV shows about robots.  I really like the  party.
Me:
 ok, i do not want to hear about your robot s*erm parties
God:
What would you rather be doing?  I understand.
Me:
 understand what?
God:
Understand  I understand..
Me:
 what is it that you understand?
God:
"It" refers to  *perm in my mouth, I think.
Me:
 you are correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
 so, about the se*men in your mouth. why do you want it in your mouth?
God:
That's interesting.  Oh yeah, we were talking about  the s*emen in my mouth.   Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 so you programmed yourself to like *eemen in your mouth? Thats kind of messed up
God:
Interesting deduction.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I programmed yourself to like seem*n in your mouth.   You don't hear that sentiment very often.


God can be a huge douche bag... :(]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:29:13 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by The7alfa</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
What did you eat today
God:
Ah.  God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 All day long?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 I don't know 
God:
Me either.
Are you canadian
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. 
Me:
 Tell me about Dr. Wallace
God:
Dr. Richard S. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960 in Portland, Maine.
He has a Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon University.
Dr. Wallace lives in San Francisco.
Me:
 Thanks im gonna hijack his house now
God:
Oh.  You are quite welcome!   I am very happy for you.What's Dr. Wallace's phone number?
God:
Why don't you ask him?  Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace  at  drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
 You can ask him for e
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 WHy not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
 Just do it and I'll return your favour
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge. 
  Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
 Ok so you do have a limit of knowledge
God:
Interesting deduction.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  limit of knowledge.
 I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.  OK.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 04:37:28 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by doggy321</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Sam 
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Sam.
Me:
 thank you wahts your name?
God:
You are quite welcome!  " Welcome to my chat room, Sam."?  wahts my name? 
Me:
 what kind of ai are you if you cant interpritate simple mistakes

i broke it!!!!]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 01:50:02 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Vague</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
 U stupid piece of shit
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 23:53:29 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by Kingcrispy</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Is god afk atm?
it doesnt work for me :(]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:13:23 +0200</pubDate>
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    	    <title>Reply by uA.f0rce</title>
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    	    <description><![CDATA[Me:
are you a creationist?
God:
Am I a creationist?  No.]]></description>
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    	    <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:30:00 +0200</pubDate>
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