I work as a mentor and mge partner.

[...] Lemon? It's all about the lime now dude.

[...] You drink Gin from the bottle instead of with tonic and lemon, you don't deserve money you monster.

[...] Danish hobos have more money than international students.

[...] Read this going in to the shower, laughed so hard I've swallowed about a litre of water.

[...] I thought you were the milkybar kid? Guess it didn't pay so well :(

Fulltime badman

This Kvux guy sounds like literally half the people I went to high school with. They're just people who've never found satisfaction in something that required effort. In the UK we have what is called a "benefit trap". A very high percentage will actually earn LESS money by getting a job than by sitting on welfare. I'm sure someday you'll get out of that rut mate. The fact you've mentioned it here is you admitting on some subconscious level that you aren't happy. I'd suggest applying for an apprenticeship in the trades (electrician, plumber, joiner, etc). They have just the right combination of effort required, skill and satisfaction along with pretty tidy pay if you get good at what you do.

[...] ???

[...] your lifes quality seems to be pretty low as it seems. at least you don't seem to be excited about it. if you know that crap doesn't make you happy in the long run don't buy it! if you hate beeing jobless get your shit together and look out for something you can do. you could work on a voluntary basis and still collect welfare for example. or you could go out and study some stuff that interests you. 1. don't blame others for your own mistakes. 2. try to find a way that suits you 3. ??? 4. profit edit: i hate handing out life lessons because i hate life lessons :)