[...] Jesus calm down, how old are you :/ You can hold down A and spam D for easy dodging, or W+A and spam D for zigzaging without effort really

bind i "say Skyshot 8)" bind k "say I hate social situations" bind j "say I must not chase kills and die" bind b "say i dont know what is going on" [...] Hurpa durp I cant control my fingers :D fucking baddie lol and no its not useful. TF2 Velocity Mechanics: http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/mn3s5/tf2_velocity_mechanics/

// Null-cancelling movement script

[...] Is it really useful ? I mean, does it worth to put it ?

[...] It is funny, right Tviq?

// Null-cancelling movement script // (prevents you from pressing two opposing directions, which causes you to stop moving) bind w +mfwd bind s +mback bind a +mleft bind d +mright alias +mfwd "-back;+forward;alias checkfwd +forward" alias +mback "-forward;+back;alias checkback +back" alias +mleft "-moveright;+moveleft;alias checkleft +moveleft" alias +mright "-moveleft;+moveright;alias checkright +moveright" alias -mfwd "-forward;checkback;alias checkfwd none" alias -mback "-back;checkfwd;alias checkback none" alias -mleft "-moveleft;checkright;alias checkleft none" alias -mright "-moveright;checkleft;alias checkright none" alias checkfwd none alias checkback none alias checkleft none alias checkright none alias none "" povohat sick scripter

[...] It is funny, right Tviq?

[...] NOT EVEN FUNNY -> DEAD SERIOUS

alias saying20 "say I wouldn't catch a grenade for myself! - w00dy;alias say_toggle saying1" alias saying1 "say why am I so different to everyone else :[ - numlocked;alias say_toggle saying2" alias saying2 "say KILL HIM KILL HIM, oh ffs, I'm going to get some more wine - numlocked;alias say_toggle saying3" alias saying3 "say fucking lol, was eating a sandwich, peanut butter and pickle, tried swallowing a big bit, couldn't 'cause of my tonsils;alias say_toggle saying4" alias saying4 "say ended up regurgitating it - numlocked;alias say_toggle saying5" alias saying5 "say Cobby: Jealousy is a one eyed beast, cRzy: So's my penis;alias say_toggle saying6" alias saying6 "say cRzy: I bet it's because he has a huge dong. Woody: Yeah he I've seen it;alias say_toggle saying7" alias saying7 "say I love cheese and cock - n0va;alias say_toggle saying8" alias saying8 "say I am like the condom of TF2 - SoniXzR;alias say_toggle saying9" alias saying9 "say I'm going to erection my tent - Toby;alias say_toggle saying10" alias saying10 "say I like hot meat.. in my mouth - Toby;alias say_toggle saying11" alias saying11 "say I can't wait to eat woody - n0va;alias say_toggle saying12" alias saying12 "say Foster: I need to start a short list, cRzy: Put Sam on it;alias say_toggle saying13" alias saying13 "say Where do I put this code? in the promotional code or email bit - PlumbEd;alias say_toggle saying14" alias saying14 "say TCM numlocked : I screamed like a girl :D;alias say_toggle saying15" alias saying15 "say I can't make it small and thick which is how I like it - Toby;alias say_toggle saying16" alias saying16 "say I still can't make it small, but it gets bigger when I shoot - Toby;alias say_toggle saying17" alias saying17 "say Mine smells like Pencil Case - Woody;alias say_toggle saying18" alias saying18 "say I wouldn't want to be a woman, I don't think I could handle Child Birth - evilspongebob;alias say_toggle saying19" alias saying19 "say I've got 50p in my eye like a pirate - Woody;alias say_toggle saying1" alias say_toggle saying20 bind "]" "say_toggle"

I only use the script that makes me warp around and just unhittable in general.