Recruitment

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RepublicOfGamers

📢 GEORGE OPEN — ETF2L RECRUITMENT 📢
Do you dream of greatness?
Do you hear phonk in your sleep?
Have you ever rage quit a TF2Center lobby because your Medic missed one arrow?

Then GEORGE OPEN wants YOU.

We are assembling the greatest roster ever conceived to embark on an unforgettable adventure full of:

🔥 Epic battles
😭 Emotional character development
🎭 Unexpected betrayals
💩 Questionable digestive decisions
🏆 Defeating the corrupt ETF2L mega-corporations and ancient institutions to claim the ETF2L WORLD CUP.

✅ Requirements
🏰 500+ hours exclusively on DeGroot Keep.
🚪 Minimum 3 rage quits in every TF2Center lobby you've ever played.
🎥 Must be a certified Tom Pearl enjoyer (mandatory daily viewing recommended).
🔫 Instantly shotgun switch in AmmoMod, then silent leave the second your team starts losing.
🎧 Listen to phonk religiously. If your Spotify Wrapped isn't at least 98% phonk, don't bother.

Bonus qualifications
Active diarrhea enthusiast.
Thinks "midfight" is optional but "tilting teammates" is mandatory.
Can type "gg unlucky team" in under 0.2 seconds after feeding.
Has at least one VAC scare (optional but lore-friendly).

This isn't just another ETF2L team.

This is a movement.

A brotherhood.

A cinematic masterpiece.

Join GEORGE OPEN as we rise from complete irrelevance to become legends and take down the establishment one questionable push at a time.

Apply today. Your destiny (and your bowel movements) await.