Recruitment

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# 📢 **GEORGE OPEN — ETF2L RECRUITMENT** 📢

**Do you dream of greatness?**
**Do you hear phonk in your sleep?**
**Have you ever rage quit a TF2Center lobby because your Medic missed one arrow?**

Then **GEORGE OPEN** wants **YOU.**

We are assembling the greatest roster ever conceived to embark on an unforgettable adventure full of:

* 🔥 Epic battles
* 😭 Emotional character development
* 🎭 Unexpected betrayals
* 💩 Questionable digestive decisions
* 🏆 Defeating the corrupt ETF2L mega-corporations and ancient institutions to claim the **ETF2L WORLD CUP**.

## ✅ Requirements

* 🏰 **500+ hours** exclusively on **DeGroot Keep**.
* 🚪 **Minimum 3 rage quits** in **every** TF2Center lobby you've ever played.
* 🎥 Must be a certified **Tom Pearl** enjoyer (mandatory daily viewing recommended).
* 🔫 Instantly **shotgun switch in AmmoMod**, then **silent leave** the second your team starts losing.
* 🎧 Listen to **phonk** religiously. If your Spotify Wrapped isn't at least 98% phonk, don't bother.

### Bonus qualifications

* Active diarrhea enthusiast.
* Thinks "midfight" is optional but "tilting teammates" is mandatory.
* Can type "gg unlucky team" in under 0.2 seconds after feeding.
* Has at least one VAC scare (optional but lore-friendly).

This isn't just another ETF2L team.

This is a **movement**.

A brotherhood.

A cinematic masterpiece.

Join **GEORGE OPEN** as we rise from complete irrelevance to become legends and take down the establishment one questionable push at a time.

**Apply today. Your destiny (and your bowel movements) await.**